Dumbasses

All these kids say "Thug Life".
     let me list reasons why you, dumbass are not living the "Thug Life"
1. You get paid to clean your room
2. You have never lifted so much as 55 pounds
3. Your like 5'3
4. You live in a middle class neighborhood
5.If you where living the "Thug Life" you'd be sitting in a fucking jail cell, dumb fuck

This guy who is really mean to the nerds but liked me for some reason shared this convo with me:
Douche Bag: You got a cell?
Me: In fact i do, i have more than one cell, everyone in the Animalia Kingdom is multi-cellular.
Douche Bag: So we can text?
Me: -_-



                            Your the teenager that scares the living shit outa me,
                                                   -Mirror Mayhem-