Teen Problems

I want to do a "draw my life" video.

I can't.

Because I am not a famous Youtuber, and no one gives a flying fuck.

If fucks could fly, that is.

Why is it that I always need things when I am fucking broke. I get money, and no good comics are out, and nothing interesting is happening. I go to the store and I have no money and:


NEW! DANGER DAYS:THE TRUE LIVES OF THE FABULOUS KILLJOYS!

NEW! THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY! 

NEW! EXPENSIVE CLOTHING YOU CAN'T AFFORD.

NEW: MORE COMICS YOU WANT BUT CANNOT AFFORD OR OWN


At this point? FML. SERIOUSLY, GOD HAS IT OUT FOR ME. Or the damn store owners do.


FLASHBACK:
Tralalala walking in the store when suddenly....

I realize my favorite comic is in! 














And I am running and frolicking like a effing gazel with asthma to get to this comic and I am thinking to myself..

 I finally get there, and I am wheezing and dying and shit I can't fucking breathe!
So I am there and I reach into my pocket for my money and:

I forgot my money at home.  I am mentally crying and the guy at the counter in front of me is like:



Now I am kind of praying to God, begging him to just kill me now. I apologize to the guy and go home and bask in my failure.











Can I get some comment/shares for Danisnotonfire gifs and pics?




No?



Okay ):




-Mayhem