Monday, July 22, 2013

"Dirty" Dancing.

 I've been forced to watch some T.V. and I have been wondering...

who in the hell made the desicions for the tampon and toliot paper comericals?

I mean seriously? The "extra plush and intricant designs"aren't going to matter when I am wiping my butt. I seriously can't understand.

Not to mention, that you lie to little girls. All over the world. This is what you trick us into thinking periods are:

 
 
What is really is:
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
And to the liar who has the girl going out to the club and putting a tampon in and then saying "Don't let your period stop you"
Are you serious? No girl is going to a club on her period, and if she is she is constantly worring if she is leaking through, and not to mention she is edgy and picking fights. No. Just no. That is the biggest lie ever. The last thing I want to do when Niagra Falls is eruppting in a scary amount from my vagina, is go out and dance and club.
You aren't fooling me.
 
 
 
 
So, in conclusion:
T.V. lies.
 
 
 
 
 
                                       I killed all your friends, but so did the internet,
                                                                       -Mayhem                                                   


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Omg so true I die every month. But who doesn't. Lol what if they made a true to life commercial about periods.0.0 that would be hilarious. Long comment again sorry. My stupid brain won't shut up!!!

Unknown said...

No worries, I love long comments! At least your commenting! It makes me happy to see I am prevoking thought!