Thursday, February 28, 2013

 Hey guys sorry I haven't posted lately, I was grounded -_- .
           Anyway, on a better(ish) notice I may be going to a concert somewhere in April to see Halestorm and a few other bands XD. I also may go to a My Chem. concert around my birthday, I'm so excited i can barely breathe. On another notice I just wanted to talk about a pet peve of mine that people have been doing repeativly.

"Woah! What is that?"
"Why did you do that?"
"I heard you (insert stupid untrue rumor here)"
"Are you and Bob/Bobett dating?"
 Etc.
Nosey people are so fucking annoying. Granted, I am nosey to my friends (A.K.A. the people i love, so if im all in your buisness i love you) but you don't see me confronting every rummor that came from the precious pink lips of some bored A-Lister. Anyway, I have found my favorite come back;

"Woah! What is that?"
 "A giraff."
*person walks away slowly*

"Why did you do that?"
"Oh hi! I found your nose again! It was in my buisness!"
 *Person sneers and walks away*

"I heard you (insert stupid untrue rumor here)"
"Really? I (insert stupid untrue rumor here)? I never knew i did! thanks for telling me!"
 *Person gives me "that look" and walks away*

"Are you and Bob/Bobett dating?"
"Oh yeah, totally! He/She's so sexy! Mmmm...."
*Person makes discusted face and walks away*


                 Works every time (:

                                               Your the Mirror to my Mayhem,
                                                  Mirror Mayhem

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